grunt stick

Any stick or pole used to grab / squeeze while grunting….Grunt Stick as a result of being constipated or other wise blocked up. Can be used inside or out in the woods. Anything to grab or squeeze as to take pressure off the abdominal area.

“He was so blocked up he had to grab the Grunt Stick to get some relief “

by RdHogg November 21, 2007

Giggly Stick

When a guy texts you allllll the time and is extremely flirty but when you see each other in public (e.g. a party) he doesn't say much/anything to you. As soon as you leave the party you get a text from him like "I wish we could've talked at the party" or something of the sort. Basically a total pussy.

"Omg Yuji hasn't talked to you all night, I thought you guys were a thing?"
"Yeah he literally texted me that I was beautiful right before I got here. What a giggly stick."

by annefrankers February 6, 2014

Sweat Stick

A term used to desrcibe a towel that is attached to the end a long extendable stick. Commonly used to wipe sweat off hard-to-reach places around the body, particularly underneath folds of skin/fat.

(read in a female hill-billy accent)

"Hey Cleatis! C'mon over err and fetch your momma's sweat stick....."

(Cleatis walks over with the sweat stick and proceeds to wipe reluctantly)

"Oh yerrr, that's it, you wipe your momma's back."

by theKrisEffect December 12, 2009

Pogo Sticking

For exercise, attempting to perform push-ups while sporting an unintentional (or intentional) erection, often while wearing loose gym shorts.

My PT test was yesterday, and I lost 10 points on push-ups because I was pogo sticking.

by joedink January 21, 2014

french sticks

When whiping your ass with toilet paper, it's the bits of toilet paper which get rolled up like a rolling pin and fall onto the floor.

Like a french bread stick..

Jason to housemate: "Mate, you left french sticks all over the toilet floor again, you fuck"

by teh_internet June 21, 2012

Shit a stick

Variation on "have a cow"

Ryan: Dude, why did you eat my last damn Poptart?!
Alex: Dont shit a stick man, i dident know it was your last one!

by Hammie V. October 8, 2008

pogo stick

Sexual Position. Standing 69 where you hold eachother around the waist, woman upside down. Man jumps up and down repeatedly.

I busted out the pogo stick and dropped the bitch on her head.

by The Kid! June 17, 2004