River Stan

A child who stands River Roberts. They suck.

“What a river stan”

by River Stan June 5, 2022

Two Rivers

When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.

Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!

by KoolKStreet August 1, 2021

Code Red River

A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.

Guy 1: Emergency code red river commenced.
Guy 2: looks like we're going camping this weekend.

by ArcticReef September 6, 2015

river jockey

Another discription for an illegal entering the country by way of swimming across a river.

A. Hey mexican friend?
B. Mexican friend: Yes
A. I got a new one....
B. Lets hear it....
A. River jockey....
B. Mexican friend approves.

by Mr. Flannery ESQ. November 13, 2011

Pulling A River

Pissing your pants to the point it's almost the amount of liquid as a river

Guy: I just pissed my pants a lot

Guy 2: That's called Pulling A River

by BussinChicken May 8, 2021

florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina

me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat

by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022

River

The name River means this person has big ears and earth gripping feet, usually has a busted cut and bad joint pain resulting in a hitch in their wrists and also in the lower body (I.e. knees) People named river are typically underdeveloped from their mental capacity to their physical features and are less likely to play any sports at a high level (aka D1). “Rivers” are always right hand dominant and can therefore not go left.

That boy wack asl, he must be a River

by Dragon Hunter 76 July 14, 2022