my ranked teammates

commonly used to call someone stupid under a TikTok post or saying it in real life;
when they ask about what something is when everybody knows what said thing is

someone: “hey what is do not disturb mode I’ve never heard of it?”
you: “my ranked teammates”

by rocksareyummy3333 November 29, 2024

Jerkmate Ranked

Popular online form of entertainment and contests between like-minded people of all ages, who all share a passion for ejaculation, whilst all achieving certain standards of gooning and jelqing. This contest is judged upon the speed, intensity and flair of stroking one's Corpus spongiosum (penis). The competition is carried out in formats of single, doubles and squad.

Billy have you done your work yet?

'Fuck off I'm gooning on Jerkmate Ranked'

by Fondle Monster 69 February 3, 2025

Fortnite ranked

Fortnite

Fortnite ranked is fun
Sybau Fortnite mid ash
Kys chuzz

by Jasdagod March 19, 2025

flavor-raped

when foods are overwhelmed by the strong aroma or flavor of an adjacent food

I took a bite out of my blueberry bagel and choked, It had been in a bag with some onion and garlic bagels and got flavor-raped!

by TimTheTerrible May 9, 2025

Pulling a Raker

When you do something most people would see a retarded but you don't. Like stepping on a rake.

Man you pulled a Raker last night and left with that hairy dude.

You were "Pulling a Raker" chatting up that hairy fella last night.

You don't see it till it hits you in your tiny face. Just like stepping on a rake.

by NotAmberbutclose December 3, 2011

fudge me with a rake

a phrase of destress when you are in pain.

*stubs toe* "owww, fudge me with a rake!"

by asouthworth February 16, 2017

That's a rake!

An answer to a question that is a yes with many exclaimations.

So, you have been serving in the military your entire life? That's a rake!!!!!!

by Chezcher August 27, 2017