river ribs

Ratchet as fuck

Person one: "Have you seen that red-headed guy?"
Person two: "yeah, he's probably ratchet cause his nickname is River ribs"

by .:RiverIsFAKE:. June 18, 2014

red river hog

A red haired evil woman who goes gallivanting around the country side to cause trouble and seduce men sexually

Mate she wants you, just stay away from her shes a red river hog

by Murphboy1111 November 11, 2013

river barge

What some would refer to as a larger lady, not so classy, and may have been in a fist fight or two.

Ex: Pam from Archer, Rosie O'Donnell, Marge Simpson, your mom.

Tyler - "After John's white trash girlfriend got preggers, she got huuuuge."

Kevin - "Yeah man, she turned into a real river barge."

by gentleman774 December 18, 2013

rivering

When a person cries too much. In this case, when someone is rivering, they are crying a river.

"That was so sad!!! I was rivering all the way up to the part where she passed away in that scene!"

by shuushuu April 26, 2015

River Bottom Dweller

A person who primarily hangs out at dirty rivers bottoms, they might appear to be homeless, but they live with their parents or their sex offender uncle. They drink Pabst Blue Ribbon, or Olde English. The highest education level reached was 9th grade. All their tattoos are homemade. A river bottom dweller's only mode of transportation is a bicycle. They only date girls who are between the ages of 13-16. Watch out for them, they will be the ones doing the hulk hogan pose.

That guy is such a river bottom dweller.

by Lanee June 9, 2015

The big muddy river

When you pee in his/her butt and then pull out really fast, causing a mudslide in the process.

I told him to leggo my eggo, but he didn't, so I gave him The Big Muddy River.

by Gaychel July 1, 2015

river eye

A wondering or lazy eye.

Our foreman has such a river eye! Yesterday he was looking right at me and told me to pick that shovel up, two other dudes bent over to pick it up! OR Heidi Klum is HOT but she has that river eye...

by lustypan August 1, 2015