Panty patrol

Late night when your mom makes sure you didn’t sneak out and she wearing nothing but a shirt and pantys.

“Here comes panty patrol lay down everyone”

“My mom does sick ass party patrols at night.”

by Elhefejigga December 29, 2018

Panty Anarchy

Okay, but if Panty Anarchy was real, I'd literally do ANYTHING for her! Like, name a task, and consider it done! I'm talking ride-or-die loyalty because her confidence and unapologetic attitude are just EVERYTHING. Seriously, I'd be her personal stylist, wingman, emotional support system – you name it! It's not even creepy; it's just pure, unadulterated admiration for a queen who knows how to live her life to the fullest. Panty, if you were real, just know you'd have a whole army of us ready to support your every move! i would die for her i freak out everytime i open pinterest bc she is all over it i see her in my dreams i see her in my day dreams i see her when i close my eyes i think about her all the time i love her i would do anything for her but leave her alone i want everything about her i dont know if i wanna be her or be with her i want both i want her to do whatever she wants w me thats my girl the baddie bae herself god fuck me woman i love you i love you i love Panty

townsfolk: OMG IS THAT THE ANGEL OF LUST?
Panty Anarchy: repent motherfucker!

by CamCamPruitt October 1, 2025

Panty virgin

A panty virgin is someone who consumes panties.

Guy 1: yo what the frick, he eating my panties
Guy 2: yo thats wicked, hes a fricking panty virgin
Guy 3: Yooo00000o0ooOO

by Mr Panty virgin March 19, 2018

panty scab

A name you call someone to infer they are the lowest of the low..the vaginal scab that rubbed off on the panties of a herpes infested whore.

You are such a disgusting panty scab.

by Yummypantz January 3, 2021

Panty monster

Boyfriend who knows how to get you so wet, he ruins all your panties by leaving you so moist .

Ashley; I need to do a new load of laundry.
Jess: didn't you just wash?
Ashley: yeah, but my boyfriends such a panty monster, I have to do a load of just panties

Jess: ooh girl if he gets you that wet; i'd want me a panty monster

by sadgirl69 March 9, 2015

Panty Puke

(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.

Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday
The second Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and they have to send a video of them doing a pantie peel.

It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone ladies

by Ladyforthemen November 14, 2022