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Floor Whore

The dumpy lady that you hire for $6 to half ass clean the floors and toilets. You can usually get her to do weird things like lick the bowl if you pay her because she needs the money. She has gray teeth and a crooked face indicating that she may or may not have been curb stomped at some point.
Did you see the Floor Whore that Bernie hired to clean the shitter at the soccer field?? She has a fucked up grill...
by Pirate Lyfe October 7, 2021
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Ignore it and Floor it

When the haters tell you to slow down, just keep drinking
Donut Dowling was being told he was getting too drunk. So he thought to himself, "Ignore it and floor it," He later shit his pants and barfed in a sink.
by GrandyPants September 28, 2022
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To egg on the floor

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor
by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019
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Welspun Flooring

Floor Makeover In A Day

The process of overnight decor transformation that will leave your house looking lit 🔥 like a winter bonfire or a Diwali spark any time of the year.
“How is their decor suddenly looking so wow?”
“Oh they got a floor makeover in a day with Welspun Flooring
by such-a-day it was November 23, 2021
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Floor beer

(n) An unfinished beer left on the floor of a garage or house. This beer is taken from the fridge to give the illusion you can keep up with your friends when you really can’t. Also see Archer Butler.
Picked up Archers floor beers again this morning.
by Floorbeer May 29, 2019
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Floor

by korosenai November 1, 2019
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floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.
I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.
by LaceARoo June 17, 2018
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