Toilet Toddler

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.
I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.
by Firebreathingrubberducky May 27, 2017
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Filipino Toilet

You sit on the edge of a chair (naked), one leg on the other and your partner (also naked) sits on your lap and defecates through the hole. You pick up the turd and rub your partner with it.
Simon: I did a filipino toilet with that chick!
Greg: You're so gross.
by future youtuber :( September 15, 2022
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toilet terrorist

One who drops ass bombs.
Dude A: "I just dropped an ass bomb."
Dude B: "Dude, your a toilet terrorist."
by theycallmetish January 25, 2007
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toilet bowl

a cooch thats been beat on and had been cumed in many times over
damn after he was done with her, she had sucha toilet bowl
by no one May 07, 2005
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toilet tea

when you have to flush tea leaves to get rid of them, thinking it's less noticable that dumping them in the trash can, and all they do is turn the water to tea, no matter how much you flush.
I wasn't supposed to be drinking tea because of the caffeine, but I did anyway, and tried to flush the leaves, only to find I'd made toilet tea.
by Radomazing December 01, 2009
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toilet dipper

1) a person who has such a small bathroom, that they risk dipping their shower curtain in the toilet. Usually associated with small cramped basement apartments or just about all apartments in lower Manhattan. Please note, "toilet dipper" does not nessicarily have anything to do with financial status. - meant to be funny

2) a Bully that is recognized as such for dipping the head of un-suspecting victims in the toilet and flushing.
Class 2 Toilet Dippers make sure they use the toilet before they dunk the head of the unsuspecting victim in.
That toilet dipper is trying to fit another person into his/her Apartment.

That toilet dipper is really causing crap today.
by Will Stanton April 03, 2007
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Toilet Baptize

completely translated from the swedish expression "toalettdöpa" (toilet baptize) which is the same as "swirling". you grab a guy and put his head down into a toilet and then flush!
Next time that guy shows up, we're gonna toilet baptize him
by Eddie Dexx October 07, 2010
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