hey obey me!

Cringe ass line, only degenerates say things relative to this. If you ever say this, please…find help. IMMEDIATELY!!!!! (before i give you backshots) (i will edge on your face.) im looking at you screenshotter.

Angel: “Hey obey Me!”
Woman: “No, I don’t have to obey you.”
Angel: *shoves it deeper* “DO AS I SAY!”
Woman: “Leave me alone you black nigger monkey yo shit is so small if you put it in my pussy, i’ll still have air rushing in. 🍆🍆🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾”

by DoinkMyDilly3000 January 11, 2024

hey kitty pspspsps

Mating call to attract Shen Quanrui, the most beautiful white cat to exist

person a : ok what the fuck r u doing?
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)

person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here

person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.

by that straight man January 15, 2024

Hey

Hello

Hi someone hello person hey guy

by Colemyguylover69420 January 15, 2024

Hey.

THIS MEANS BAD FUCKING NEWS. IF YOU SEE THIS ON A TEXT, SHES ABOUT TO DUMP UR ASS, brosef.
if someone texts hey with a period, they dont like you!

TEXTING:
Angelina: "Hey. Wanna go to Starbucks?"
DeStan: Sure!
LATER
Angelina: IM DUMPING UR ASS, DeStan!!!!!!

by Chalie564 January 16, 2024

Hey, Sam

Hey... Remember how you said "Der... Islam bad because they use God to slaughter people thinking that it 'Good' "? You see how the Jews are doing THAT EXACT THING by invoking the amalek and then slaughtering the Palestinians?

Hym "Hey, Sam... Is it different though? Is it different because it's retaliatory? I mean you could argue that it was retaliatory when the Muslims did it in direct response to invasion... Is it because they're only killing their out-group? Like, the Muslim were willing to kill 'their own people' and that is worse than just killing other people? How's that any different from 'civilian casualties?' Still just out-group = fine in-group + out-group = bad?"

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

Hey Jude

a word, to explain towards the judge and the witness

Hey Jude, I didn't swear at school, all I said was what the puck to replace the letter f.

by Anahid January 31, 2024

Hey Google define daddy

When you have sex with your Google device. It can vary between a chromecast, chrome book, pixel, nest home or WiFi. Sometimes if you spunk in the USB port you can sometimes fuck up the connection if you know what I mean.

Hey Google define daddy.
Google: just stick it in there.

by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023