Shit Noob

99% of the millennial generation that exists today.

If you think being an alcoholic is acceptable chances are you're a shit noob

by Bakedkipling May 29, 2018

Destiny Noob

A noob so bad they can't follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. They call "Sparrow" a "Flying Car", they call "Ogre" an "Oger". They spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then she spends the best of the time jumping off the power and taking screenshots.

Man 1: Hey, stay away from the Destiny Noob!!
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She will turn you into a Nazi.

by The Metal King October 11, 2016

Dark Noob

Dark Noob is a NEEEEEEERDD insane adventure doo doo
marcos no espacing now

Person 1: you know who Dark Noob is?
Person 2: yeah a NEEEEEEERDDDDD
Person 3: NEEEEEEEEEEERDDDDDDDDD

by RealDark_NoobYT April 27, 2022

NOOB HAHA

when someone tell you “NOOB HAHA” that means (depends if your in a game) YOU ARE BAD AT THE GAME but if IN irl YOU ARE BAD AT LIFE (or the person who’s saying it is really toxic/ jealous)

YOU ARE A LIL NOOB HAHA XD NOOBY NOOB NOOOOOB HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA STUPID NOOBBBBB

by Yumi lol July 27, 2021

murdering noobs

A hoe nigga

Marcus: i eat lettuce sandwiches

Noah: you're such a murdering noobs

by Garythegarier June 10, 2016

Noob Cop

These are cops who are usually 11 in most video games. They have no idea of the rules and go around shooting every one and DMING fellow cops.

Cop A shoots at Cop B: OMG U FUCKING NOOB COP!

by Vegal January 12, 2012

Football noobs

Football noobs is a fun addicting game created by Sackboy1055. The lack of scripting makes it fun, it’s getting better updates every day. When there is comp it makes it fun.

‘Football noobs’ has bad scripts but so addictive

by OreoSips March 29, 2021