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Wanker Tax

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.
Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.
by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 17, 2011
mugGet the Wanker Taxmug.

taxes

daniel: i pay taxes

jack: fuck you

joe: i commit tax fraud

jack: *pats on the back*
by urbandictionarysuckslmfao September 15, 2020
mugGet the taxesmug.

skibidi rizz fanum tax gyatt

Hey are you sigma or are you skibidi
I’m sigma skibidi rizz fanum tax gyatt
by GyattMan69 July 9, 2024
mugGet the skibidi rizz fanum tax gyattmug.

Fanum Tax

Fanum Tax means stealing/taking a bite of someone else's food. This term was used when a twitch streamer called Fanum joined a streaming group called AMP. The term was used when he "taxes" other members when they eat food.
Nick Gurrs: Bro someone stole my tacobell last night
Ben Dover: Get Fanum Taxxed lmaooo
by VeryEpikEngiLmao January 8, 2024
mugGet the Fanum Taxmug.

Bowl Tax

Caching a bowl handed to you to clear, you find remnants of unsmoked grass. You've been granted "bowl tax" for clearing and repacking the bowl, thus receiving the coveted "last fry in the bag" endorphin!
If I didn't get the occasional "bowl tax", these assholes would be burning my green before I could get a good rip! - Snoop Dogg, probably
by MAKtheHoosier April 28, 2024
mugGet the Bowl Taxmug.

arch tax

When a girl is changing on video chat, she has to show off her "arch"
Bro she was changing last night and let me see how she arched her back when taking it. She really paid the arch tax
by Idk13664 February 4, 2025
mugGet the arch taxmug.

randal tax

When you trash someones car anonymously so they have to pay
I just randal taxed my grandpa!”
“Very sigma!”
by Ballsack cancer the ||| December 6, 2023
mugGet the randal taxmug.

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