paragon status

Paragon status refers to the "cool status" achieved by being allowed to watch more mature (often inappropriate) movies and having increased screen time to catch up on the latest YouTube videos, typically among teens.

Ever since she convinced her parents to let her watch rated R movies, Sarah's got that "paragon status", and all her friends are super jealous of her extra screen time!

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

Baby tiger status

a level of hunger unprecedented by other types of hunger.

"I haven't eaten in like 8 hours. total baby tiger status."

by spidermonkey57 January 8, 2012

rat status

to describe something you don’t like or is disgusting

becky : omg did you see sarah today
brittney: LOL yeah she’s looking soooo rat status

by crazygal6271 September 20, 2018

Unc Status

If you had to check you are an unc.

Guy 1: Bro doesn't know skibidi
Guy 2: Damn, hes unc status

by WeddOFF May 23, 2024

hijacked my status

1. status posting on your social network of choice, which is ambushed by one or more comments which result in content that is completely different from what you initially intended

Original status message: "Men, there is a fine line between fitted, and extra smedium."

Response from "Friend A": Tight like a sausage casing. ewwwww!
Response from "Friend B": it depends on how big the sausage is. :D
Response from Original Author: SMH NO!!! I was just talking about sweaters and blazers!! *sigh* you just hijacked my status

by Blessd1 April 6, 2011

Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America. America is not the only country that has ever had a civil war, and the reason is usually who gets what, not some idealistic and lofty cause like abolition or human rights.

Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Lip Status: Packed

A common meme depicting Squidward packing a fat lip of Copenhagen long cut dipping tobacco with the upper text reading "LIP STATUS:" and the lower text reading "PACKED." Squidward is wearing a camouflage hat in the image and there is a translucent confederate flag watermark over the entire meme.

Guy 1 - What's up dude?
Guy 2 - LIP STATUS: PACKED
Guy 2 - Hell yeah brother, if you ain't packin' you slackin'

by Migdal Kadanoff May 8, 2024