morning gorey 

When you wake up in the morning, after having your ass pounder, to find you have a prolapsed answer.

Adam woke up with morning gorey, he hoped Tyrone would push it back in again.

morning gorey by stusx10 May 25, 2018

moaning rollercoaster

It's just sex.

Person 1: What would a moaning rollercoaster be?

Person 2: that's just sex

moaning rollercoaster by I told you Rory June 11, 2018

morning pickle 

When you wake up and find out where the cucumber went last night.

I lost my cuke at some point in the night and woke up later only to find out that I now have a morning pickle

morning pickle by Jdl142 July 3, 2018

morning snoring 

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.

Always morning snoring to start the day!

morning snoring by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018

Morning Jogger 

A morning jogger is an absolute wet wipe of a person. Boring, predictable, annoying.

Have you heard much from Lew and Jon?

No, they have turned into morning joggers .

Morning Jogger by WeNeedaMedic January 19, 2019

Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.

I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.

Morning Watermelon by watermalone69 January 22, 2019

Morningnee 

When you feel real tired like you have just woken up in the morning.

Man I’m feeling real morningnee in 3rd hour today!

Morningnee by Idk62626 March 26, 2019