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Mikhail's Law

Without personally identifying details or a detectable Russian accent, it is utterly impossible to distinguish a Trump supporter in such a way that someone won't mistake them for a Russian troll or shill.
"Russia is our friend, and Trump is a friend to Russia. Vladimir Putin is a strong, honest leader who should be respected. Putin has done nothing wrong because Putin said so!"

Is this guy a Trump supporter or a Russian shill? I can't tell. I call Mikhail's Law!
by The Wrinkled Newspaper July 21, 2018
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Law of Textivity

Rule whereby the time to reply to someone's text must be greater than or equal to the time it took for them to reply to your prior text.
John was doing great with that girl he met Friday night until he showed how eager he was by breaking the Law of Textivity. She took days to reply to his text and he writes back immediately. Amateur move.
by NYobserver November 30, 2011
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law of b0bb

if you let someone talk for long enough, eventually they will iterate through all offensive ideas in order to prevent a lull in a conversation.
why did he just say that?
law of b0bb
by scrotalwarts June 9, 2020
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Nermal’s Law

Allows you to find the answer to any question by simply dividing the correct answer with your answer. The number received is Nerm’s Inconstant. You then use the Nerm’s Inconstant to multiply your answer to find the correct answer.
Oh you can’t find the answer? Use Nermal’s Law!”
by Big brain boiiiii November 9, 2020
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Murphy's law

If something can go wrong it will
What is Murphy's law. Murphy's law is 2020
by Smalltowngirl20 June 5, 2020
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law and orderphobia

When you keep watching law and order and never text yo boyfriend
My girlfriend have law and orderphobia
by Kevin shitxa April 25, 2017
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In-Law Fluffer

A person who spends an inappropriate amount of time and effort flattering or pander to their in-laws in order to gain their approval.

In its worst form, an in-law fluffer seeks the attention of their in-laws at the expense of their partner.

Implies that the person is fluffing their in-laws; sexually pleasuring them to keep them aroused.
Example 1. Woman- I was talking to your dad today and thought how much he would enjoy the game on sat night. I told him he could have our tickets.

Man - What? You have become a real in-law fluffer since that bad holiday last spring.

Example 2. Why did you get flowers for my sister? Quit fluffing her, she already thinks you are a spaz.
by MonkeyLordGarth November 29, 2011
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