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knee girl

by miwiGx November 8, 2024
mugGet the knee girlmug.

knee flaps

Oh my! My knee flaps are sweaty!”
by yourmom694200 September 9, 2021
mugGet the knee flapsmug.

Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.
Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."
by JMRR5 June 18, 2022
mugGet the Hoop Kneemug.

Knee

Cats have knees
by Mr. Greg Martin December 23, 2017
mugGet the Kneemug.

Bee’s knees

by Chewpa May 25, 2022
mugGet the Bee’s kneesmug.

knee sniffer

a really short person; typically a term for a short affectionate partner.
them: can u reach the topshelf thanks
you: shut up knee sniffer
by mcsnigger August 7, 2023
mugGet the knee sniffermug.

Feekie Knees

Feekie Knees: Noun (n) & Verb (V).
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.
My soul is hurt and needs healing. I’ll just grab my Fish net and relax to some Feekie Knees.

Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.

Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.

Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.
by Muffriend April 17, 2024
mugGet the Feekie Kneesmug.

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