Jonah

Gay Faggot Retard, Who fucks his sister. Jonah will always break the bro code and be a total ass. Jonah deserves to get penis cancer.

“Did Jonah fuck his sister again?”- ashton
“Sure did”- breyan

by Ashton Y April 6, 2019

Pull a Jonah

When one has sex with a girl who is on her period and has a tampon in.

Example 1
A: Dude that sex was so bad I think i saw a tampon string hanging out...

B: Oh dude you totally pulled a jonah

Example 2
*Boy tries to take off girl's pants as they hook up*
Girl: I can't... we wouldn't want to pull a jonah.

by thafeld October 14, 2011

Jonas Brothers

The most amazing band of boys.
Who happen to be talented, and their fans love them
and people only hate on them cause they don't have talent.
Or millions of girls throwing themselves at you.
They write their own songs, and unlike Britney Spears, who in case you forgot, also STARTED ON DISNEY; they can sing live.

girl 1:OMG did you see the Jonas Brothers show last night?
girl 2: YES, they were amazing. and they can SING.
girl 1: i know! people who hate on them need lives.
girl 2: seriously, tell me about it. they watch their videos and go on their myspace and shit saying they hate them.
girl 1: I KNOW! and its a waste of their time, because they are only increasing traffic. which is good!
both: HATERS ARE FUCKING IDIOTS.

by peach01 June 30, 2009

Jonah

A fat pig who's life revolves around donuts and minecraft. He is the biggest molester you will ever meet if you see him run just run! And finally he wants to rape you so please if you see him report thanks!

"Look at that Jonah over there he's so fat and ugly"

by Eat the booty 101 November 14, 2017

bonas jonas

wack, fake a joke. Someone who is a little bitch.

1. that shit was bonas jonas
2. that kid is so bonas

by casey February 9, 2004

Jonas Brothers

A band that started in Wyckoff, New Jersey. The band consists of three guys, Nicholas Jerry Jonas - 16, Joseph Adam Jonas - 20, Paul Kevin Jonas II - 21. It started out when Nick got discovered in a barber shop and they had him write music. Kevin and Joe helped him write and sing the song ' Please Be Mine ' which made them get discovered too. They made one album with Columbia Records, called ' It's About Time'. After that they dropped that company and went with Hollywood Records, which they have gained three albums from. Their self titled album 'Jonas Brothers', their first platinum ' A Little Bit Longer', and their newest ' Lines, Vines, And Trying Times'. They are popular, but mostly for girls from ages 13-20. Boys normally don't like them, but there are some that do. They wear purity rings, which means no sex til marriage. Kevin recently got engaged to Danielle Delesea. They got engaged July 1st, 2009.

Jonas Brothers World Tour

by megans.... August 18, 2009

jonas brothers

only the best thing to happen to the world. they are extremely talented, and have changed millions of people's lives. made the cover of rolling stone two times, being the youngest band ever on there; have played at the white house three or four times; were nominated for a Grammy in 2009; performed with Stevie Wonder at the Grammy's in 2009; and have sold millions of albums. Now to me, that doesn't really seem like they suck? Right? Thought so.

The Jonas Brothers have gotten me through some of the toughest parts of my life with their inspiring lyrics and quotes. With the help from them, and the Jonas Tree House, I'll have faith, and restart foreverandever. and always believe in eternal wghooops. <33333

The Jonas Brothers have taught millions of girls to have faith, and restart. <333

by jonas tree house clubian March 1, 2010