fredon new jersey

imagine if andover, green, and newton had a threesome and newton got pregnant because she lied and wasnt actually on the pill. thats how fredon came into being.

wanna go hang out in fredon new jersey?
whats good to do there?
umm uhh... a b bagles?

thats in andover
fuck.

by orgasmpete January 9, 2011

chocolate jersey chaser

An individual, most likely a girl, who is solely interested in African-American Athletes.

Tina’s dated three guys on the football team, she's a chocolate jersey chaser.

by MaximilianJack May 9, 2019

New Jersey

The state I've lived in my whole life.
South Jersey pretty cool, but when you go to the Shore it gets horrible.
Also, we don't say "Joisey."
BUT IF YOU COME HERE PEOPLE WILL SAY WUTER NOT WATER AND IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE.

New Jersey is cool but when they said "wuter" it's a turn off

by reycanenu March 16, 2017

The Jersey Handshake

After you are done having anal sex and before you've blown your load, you pull out and have the girl finish you off with a hand job. The end result is that the girls hand is covered in crap and cum, like most Jersian-ites. . . inians, what ever the hell you call them. And, most importantly, you got your nut in a very unusual, exciting way.

E.G " Dude, I was fucking that chick last night and I got her to give me The Jersey Handshake!"

P.J.P " I LOVE GIVING THOSE. . . i mean getting them."

by Dr. Edward Garcia October 17, 2008

Central Jersey

Not a real place, everyone claiming to be from Central Jersey is just fuckin retarded

Jake: I’m from Central Jersey
Joe: Jake did you remember your pills this morning?

by anonymous December 14, 2020

new jersey accent

Most importantly about a new jersey accent, NO ONE SAYS JOISEY. I dont know how this myth got started, but it just dosent exist. People from south, central, and north Jersey have different accents. People from south Jersey are more likely to say the word "daughter" as "daater", while people from north Jersey are more likely to say "dawter". I'm from central Jersey and i say "dawter" and also "mairy", not "marry". But it all depends where you're from. Most people sound like they're from Philly, but not everyone, especially if you're from Jersey City. And no, not all the girls have thick, stereotypical, nasal "joisey" accents.

Jersey Girl: I'm from central Jersey.
Guy from Western state (in a nasal voice): Uhhh, yuh frum JOISEY! Wheyahs ya new joisey akksend?
Jersey Girl: I'm not from JOISEY, and no one has that sort of new jersey accent, stupid!

by AfterDark January 9, 2008

New Jersey Accent

Proper North Jersey Pronunciations & Common Phrases:

War-der (Water)
Daw-der (Daughter)
Tawk (Talk)
Dawg (Dog)
Ax-cent (accent)
Wud-ever (whatever)
Jur-zee (Jersey)
Draw (Drawer)
Muh-ree-uh (Maria)
Merry (Mairy)
Mairy (Marry)
Mair-reed (Married)
Mair-ridge (Marriage)
Dewsh-bag (douche-bag)
Yew (you)
Fuck-yew (Fuck you)
Fukket (Fuck it)
Fuck-dat (Fuck that)
Fuh-get (Forget)
Fuh-got (Forgot)
Fuh-gedda-boud-dit (Forget about it)
Itz-fuh-gotten (It's forgotten)
I-doe-know (I don't know)
What-cha-do-in? (What are you doing?)
Whad-jew-do? (What did you do?)
What-sup-witch-yew? (What's up with you?)
What-da-fuk-issup-witch-yew? (What the fuck is up with you?)
Lemme (let me)
Lemme-tell-ya (Let me tell you)
im-go-in (I'm going)
im-gunna (I'm going to)
Siddy (City)
Tha-siddy / Duh-siddy (New York City)
Yew-go-in-to-duh-siddy? (Are you going to New York City?)
Jew-go-to-duh-siddy? (Did you go to New York City?)
Where-yew-go-in? (Where are you going?)
Where-jew-go? (Where did you go?)

The New Jersey Accent in use:

Joey: Hey Vinny, yew dewsh-bag. What-sup-witch-yew? Where-jew-go last night? Jew hang in Jerzee?

Vinny: Nah, I hung out in duh-siddy wid-dat chick Merry wit da Brooklyn ax-cent. Whad-jew-do?

Joey: Jew-bang-er?

Vinny: Nah, we just tawked.

Joey: Yew gonna mairy er?

Vinny: What-da-fuk-issup-witch-yew? Fuh-gedda-boud-dit, man. Whad-jew-do last night?

by Doc Xavian January 13, 2009