Jason weir

The one and only important Jason a sweeper that is bigger then a bus

Jason weir was discovered in the old town of Pyon Chang and still lives today

OmG it's Jason weir

by Jason Fay 1992 November 22, 2019

Jason Mimosa

When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.

Studies show Jason mimosas are the drinks of choice among bachelorette parties and Marines

by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023

Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

Jason cooper

Known as cooper trooper, jay, short arse, bugs bunny, beaver teeth, and tiny jay. If you ever come across this specimen, don't be alarmed that's just his normal size; Teeth and height.

They can be dangerous, they like to lure you in with their alcoholic drinks, or even lend you a bike which has been tampered with.

Be safe, stay away!

Oooh noo!! Here comes Jason Cooper. Hide your kinder surprises.

by Rumpyboyyy June 13, 2020

Jason

A friendly Canadian with a love for BMW’s. Enjoys homegrown tomatoes, fireball, and falling in showers.

All around good buddy.

Hear that engine? It must be a Jason driving up.

by Canadian bacon 🥓 May 24, 2020

jason tragis

A very HOT sexy guy who seems to be unattainable. He's mysterious, funny, smart, kind, and the best friend a girl could have. He takes care of the people he loves and is open for discussion on anything brought to his attention. He's independent, goofy, can fix just about anything, and literally makes the world more beautiful everywhere he goes. He can be shy with new people, even anti-social until he's comfortable and although people think he can be cold hearted he actually is ALL HEART, you just have to get him first.

I got a Jason Tragis

by Strange bird February 14, 2017

Jason

A friday the 13th/Flee the Facility character. Most newgens think he is from forsaken.
But in his forsaken counterpart he has a massive hitbox. Fortunately he is replaced by Slasher

kid: GUYS JASON IS FROM FORSAKEN!!
someone: sybau ipad kid hes not

by kalznomnomXD September 15, 2025