Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!
by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010
Get the Jason Branhammug. Jason is a memer who sends at least one meme per day to every chat he’s in. Normally about 1/6th of the messages in any chat are his memes and messages. He probably has a girlfriend who is also talkative. He has a 50 inch mega cock and girls for miles wanna get with him but he’s too much of a memer to be with them.
by Person123322234 December 9, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. An atlethic god, he plays sports to keep him fit like football, basketball, running and probably skies aswell. This most often gives him a perfect body which the ladies always love, with that a enourmous dick to go with it, and he probably knows how to use it too.
by yup,itsme May 17, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. jason can be a sweet guy for the most part. He probably has a avoidant attachment style and has daddy issues. He probably is gonna make you wait for him for six months and then say he don’t want u but oh well🤞🏼
jason is a faggot
by sagiewagieboo April 26, 2023
Get the jasonmug. Jason is the one that is always words but no skills. He fucking curses a lot, than goes on to get rejected my everyone else. He’s a bitch.
Jason’s a BITCH
by YeetusFeetua February 16, 2020
Get the Jasonmug.