Kayla J

the most hottest and funny girl you’ll ever meet ! Also her music if fire af so hit her up and she cool so she’s worth your time man

*girl walks in slaying everyone looking like a god*

Becky : omg that’s a total Kayla J

Joe: totally

by your freaking daddy May 31, 2018

speedy j

The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.

I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.

by SomethingRemotelyFunny June 8, 2018

Emmett J

a short, ugly loser who has no friends and plays the trumpet.

Person 1:who's that loser?

Person 2:oh.
*long pause*
that's just Emmett J

by sorry but it's true June 9, 2018

J baby

A person that likes to smoke 5-7 joints a day.

Damn, he smokes so many joints he is a real J baby.

by ShelbyAve October 21, 2023

8a3y J

8a3y J is an active BaccWest rider🤠Ⓜ️ of the 83GC from Flatbush, Brooklyn NY. He’s Crossing out all Øwe’s NHC 4Øz-1ØØz👎🏾 nkapp bkashink with a passiønk ønk 3rd st. Die choo GDK fucc ya star🖕🏾🔯

That’s my L3fty 8a3y J, 🗣MXXXXV3!!! W3$$ CracCink 3

by FuccNHC January 5, 2023

Dirty J

A common pejorative used by University of Florida students to describe Jennings Hall, a residence hall on campus. The name was dubbed after Jennings Hall became associated with mold, poor air quality, and filthy communal bathrooms.

Nick: I know someone who lives in Jennings Hall
Ally: Oh you mean Dirty J? I remember hearing horror stories from its residents last year. And its in such a distant of campus.

by nickcityplanner January 10, 2023

J name

When a person has a J at the start of their name, usually either a complete asshole that likes to manipulate everyone and everything that exists OR the sweetest most caring person you'll ever see. (10% chance)

Usually though, they are better off to be left alone.

EXAMPLE:
J: I wish you were never born! I don't deserve you... you suck!
2: go fuck yourself
J: Why are you being so mean! I did nothing wrong..
Example 2:
1: I've met the sweetest person! They're a J name!
2: Are you sure?

by ashittyperson July 17, 2023