Mud Lite

Diarrhea that isn't exactly muddy, but getting there.

Dude I dropped some Mud Lite earlier but I ran out of toilet paper, so I wiped my ass with your diploma.

by Schmoooie February 04, 2008

Shoot Mud

The morning after diarrhea you get after a hard night of drinking.

I'm afraid to fart, I might shoot mud in my undies.

by compass303 October 12, 2009

mud butt

a serious case of the shits! also referred to as "wet tail"

guy: Hey, you coming out tonight?
other guy: Nah man. I had some taco smell last night and now I've got Mud butt!

by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018

Mud butt

The mixture of semen and fecal matter inside the anus

I busted all up inside of Rebeccas ass. Pulled my dick out and had mud butt all over it! Unforgivable.

by Robotcitizen February 25, 2015

Mud monster

When you’re having so much fun u don’t even notice you’re covered in shit.

I was being such a mud monster that I had no idea I was covered in my families shit!

by Fckerrghtnthpssy September 17, 2021

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to cover myself in mud and pretend I was the mud monster until I realized the mud wasn't mud.

by your brothers sister September 17, 2021

mud turtle

when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

by yes June 03, 2003