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ed sheeran

i want ed sheeran to rail me with a fork
by suckmevageena February 4, 2022
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Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
by FunTdrip October 2, 2023
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Mister Ed

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.
"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"
by Kean Bean February 22, 2010
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Ed Sheeran

"My new boyfriend's a ginger." "So you're fucking that gremlin Ed Sheeran?"
by davidbowiestoaster May 23, 2021
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Ed Asner

Ed Asner is an American actor who has been in films such as "Up" and "The Mary Tyler Moore Show".
He is a badass with an attitude like no one other.
Awesome guy.

His grandson, Jake Asner runs a company called LA By Air Productions, which specializes in drone cinematography and has worked with Drake Bell.
Did you see that film Ed Asner is in?
Yes! He has an amazing attitude!
by EdAsnerFanPage November 17, 2018
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Edding's Disorder

Spending so much time with a hot girl that she begins to repulse you. The opposite of Proximity Theory.
Roxanne is really p*ssing me off at work, it's a shame because she's hot. Total Edding's Disorder taking effect there!
by DAO1428 October 23, 2013
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ED

Code word for eating disorder. If you don't know it, you don't have an ed.
"I've relapsed in my ed"
"My ed wants me too.."
"ED's are not something to gloat about; if you have had one you don't want to talk about it"
by EDawareness April 6, 2021
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