text in sick

A means to call in sick by using a cell phone.
Leonard text in sick again today he doesn't have the the guts to talk directley to the boss.
by ceabel January 18, 2012
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Text Syndrome

The common confusion when trying to tell if someone is joking or being sarcastic over text.
Caleb "wow thats so greaaaat, im so happy for you"

Delaney "hold on, I cant tell if you are being sarcastic, I think I have text syndrome"
by FrightningMcmean January 27, 2022
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text offender

A person who doesn't obey the rules of texting. Often replies with "k" or uses too many irrelevant emojis.
Jack is such a text offender ; he only responds with k.
by wingedlinergirl November 22, 2014
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Text worm

An unnecessarily long, angry text message usually sent by an ex wife. Text worms can contain an overdose of grammar, such as I can not, or You have, Repetition of sentences, stuff that doesn't make any sense to you, swear words, and/or combinations of swear words such as: (And I have actually seen this) Jackhole. Most text worms only need to be responded with "Ok" or "Thanks" maybe even "Wow". If you want to piss them off and make them send shorter, faster texts then send an emoji of a person speaking. If you want to ignore them turn off your phone and put it under something where you can't hear the dings.
The text worm was long and angry, and it didn't make any sense to me so I just said yes.
by Cheese Lizard July 25, 2017
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Sacred Texts

The sacred Jedi texts were a collection of books and scrolls kept within a uneti tree near the first Jedi Temple on the aquatic planet of Ahch-To. They were said to contain ancient scriptures, lost Jedi wisdom, and abilities
by AnakinSkyswolker February 11, 2018
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Spazz texting

When someone sends a text message with multiple capital letters and ponctuation. This is usualy the result of being over joyed or texting about something very exciting.
Example 1 : OOOOMMGGGGGGGG !!!!!!!! DID YOU HEARRRRRRR ????!!! THE BAND ONE DIRECTION WON A BRIT AWARD LAST NIGHTTTTTT !!! OMMMGGGGGGGGG <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Example 2 :
Person 1 : Did you about the new song from One Direction ?
Person 2 : Yea me and Sarah were spazz texting about it last night.
by nikkkaaayyy February 22, 2012
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Texting dysplasia

Texting dysplasia is when you've been only texting your crush/friend in the beginning of your relationship instead of communicating face to face/over video call. Then when you meet up in person it feels awkward because you're not able to communicate as well as you did over text.

Body language and facial expressions are especially critical in the beginning stages of getting to know someone
Bro stop texting her so much or you'll get texting dysplasia and she'll think you're awkward - trust me.

You gotta see her eyes man, hear how she laughs and tease her if you really want it to click right away
by MasterchefUSA January 23, 2022
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