drive to bed safe

A way to say good night to someone, but also to communicate that you care for their physical well-being and are wishing them a safe journey.

"Happy semiversary. I know you're tired, but I hope you drive to bed safe.

by Caliwash3 July 30, 2016

Bed phone numb

When you lay in your bed on your back and eventually your arms go numb so you turn over to your side.

Jill: Hey why did it take you so long to text me back?
Sam: Sorry, I got bed phone numb

by zestytacolol June 11, 2016

Bed Shitters Ball

When forced by a friend to attend a party or event you know will suck

“Jerry, I’m not going to another fucking lame bed shitters ball again. Count be out”

by sal the salami February 22, 2021

Bed frame prince

A guy who just sits up against the bed frame and gets a free ride without any work.

Are you sure he’s fun in bed? I heard he was a total bed frame prince.

by Chris Reyne April 6, 2022

go around the bed

Go around the bed.

You make me go around the bed = Me estás volviendo loco.

by Cisco. April 14, 2017

Fortress Bed Tent

A normal tent used for camping with the bottom cut out fitted around a mattress. Not to be confused with a normal bed tent, which will usually not be completely enclosed

"Yo, check out this bed tent I got to feel cozy"

"That's not a bed tent, that's a Fortress Bed Tent"

by TheRealTerryJerry January 19, 2023

Riverbottom Bed Bug

It's a homeless person that jumps from one tent to the next sleeping with anything that drops their pants.

I hope that Riverbottom Bed Bug gets that STD taken care of before it spreads as fast as her legs did.

by Midnite Rider 83 April 11, 2023