When a girl massages a guys penis so that he moans and groans like there is no fucking tomorrow. If done correctly, ejaculation occurs...girls, this is a clean version of oral sex...why get your mouth dirty if you don't have to?!
Timmy moaned so loud during his hand job that Mary got so excited that she ended up giving him a blow job...he was so hard...
by Ha November 16, 2003
Get the Hand jobmug. A hand in poker which comprises of a Jack and a King of different suits. When combined the hand could be described as being Jack-King-Offsuit, often abbreviated to jack-king-off. This sounds like jacking off, a common past time of bachelors supposedly.
by Mischmo October 7, 2007
Get the bachelors handmug. by GMcC December 16, 2004
Get the slip the handmug. by D Nuss January 8, 2008
Get the hand clapmug. A game that is played with two people, where you both start facing each other and make a fist, then proceed to raise the fist up and drop in on an open palm 3 times in a row. Then each person shapeshifts their hand into one of three possible choices. A pair of scissors, A rock, Or a piece of paper. The game is derived from the fact that Oprah Winfrey is a shapeshifter and the game requires you to change the shape of your hands.
Every game of Oprah Hands is a best two out of three round.
The person that wins the first throw gets "first ups" which is obivously an advantage.
Oprah Hands is a game of wit, speed, intelligence, analytical skill, merit, strength and cunning. Only those who are willing to take the burden that accompanies Oprah Hands should play.
Also see oprah
Every game of Oprah Hands is a best two out of three round.
The person that wins the first throw gets "first ups" which is obivously an advantage.
Oprah Hands is a game of wit, speed, intelligence, analytical skill, merit, strength and cunning. Only those who are willing to take the burden that accompanies Oprah Hands should play.
Also see oprah
by Thisnamebetternotbetaken August 14, 2006
Get the oprah handsmug. 1. Sticking one's hand in their ass and then shaking the hand of someone that they don't like because they are an ass.
2. After wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke thru the toilet paper
2. After wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke thru the toilet paper
1. Awwww... I don't like this guy, I think I'll give him an ass hand!
2. Awwww... damn toilet paper was too thin... now I have ass hand!
2. Awwww... damn toilet paper was too thin... now I have ass hand!
by Anonymous March 29, 2003
Get the Ass Handmug. by Type-Z Evolution June 15, 2004
Get the hulk handsmug.