Goblin

To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.

"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"

"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"

"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".

by ratatatttttt January 28, 2017

Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin

Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin

by Insanedeath5 October 31, 2019

GREEN GOBLIN

While having sex in the missionary position you shoot a snot rocket into your S/O mouth then put your hand over it until they swallow.

DId you hear that Mike gave Robert a green goblin yesterday?

by KRAFTMAID00189 December 4, 2020

Penny Goblin

A goblin that steals your pennies if you drop them.

Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny!

by CrimsonWarrior December 14, 2020

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021

goblin cave server

Worst server ever to exist, the members hate each other. And they tend to bully NewComers without them typing a single letter. If you see someone inviting you there on discord, block them.

How goblin cave server conversations happen with newcomers:
New member: Hi!
Active member: kys

by freddey frezbar November 21, 2021

Crotch Goblin

Demon child, anti-christ; criminally insane adolescence

These crotch goblins are driving me crazy

by godsWork November 15, 2021