by Dee.Anthony December 30, 2009
When someone can't swallow their pride and actually say "I'm sorry", but give out fruit cups instead, that's called a fruit cup apology.
Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.
If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.
It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.
Sometimes they'll give a sample of mascara, or a shirt from their closet that they don't want anymore, but it's always something they don't care about, and it's always given with the expectation that the recipient will forgive whatever fucked up thing the fruit cup apologizer did wrong. The fruit cup is more of a metaphor than anything.
If the "gift" is accompanied by an "I'm sorry", it cannot be a fruit cup apology. The phrase is only to be used when someone is avoiding having to apologize.
It's made even more pathetic when the person feels the need to constantly tell others that they're a good person. Only bad people fruit cup apologize.
Janice used a fruit cup apology with these old pants last week, but today she didn't like how I shut the cabinet door, so she called me ungrateful and wanted the pants back. Just wait, tomorrow she'll fruit cup apologize with a peanut butter cup.
by Fragglerock March 19, 2015
A homosexual act where a man performs oral sex on another man's Anus.
The term is popularized in drakes song " passion fruit ".
The term is popularized in drakes song " passion fruit ".
by Doc verbz April 05, 2017
a nice big, juicy set of lips; Lips that you look at and the only thing you can think of is kissing and biting on them, not hard of course.
by MUMUHEX August 23, 2008
A fresh fruit basket is the act of tucking your dick and balls between your legs while mooning someone and letting out a raunchy fart.
Damn it I didn't mean to give her the fresh fruit basket but my butthole screamed as soon as I bent over.
by Steeeeebe December 26, 2015
When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth
by Immense Rizzler July 12, 2023
by partypruden December 22, 2015