puerto rican football with legs

Long name for a loud and extremely annoying taco dog.

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coventry sphinx football club

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In the book Tangerine Erik, Paul's older brother Has a football dream that their dad has been dreaming for.

Every day dad only wants to talk about the Erik Fisher Football Dream!

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A big dummy head football dog is another name for bull terriers. Their long, round faces resemble football. And they are big dummy heads.

“Walter is so cute”
“Yeah he’s a big dummy head football dog”

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A shit gay dudes version of real football, a bunch of nonces running about two footing 17 year olds.

Person 1: Come watch my 5 aside football match

Person 2: Nah bro so gay you’ll just get two footed by nonces lad.

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“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th”
“What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”

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