When a man cums on a woman's asshole and lets it dry, thus creating a covering over her hole resulting in a "flap" of dried seminal fluid the next time she takes a shit.
by The Hard-on Boys January 30, 2018
"Well I've heard he is very well endowed, are you sure you can handle something of that size?"
"They don't call me meat-flap mama for nothin'!"
"They don't call me meat-flap mama for nothin'!"
by Thy Nguyen September 03, 2008
no
by donkey of doom May 19, 2003
its when you grab someone's head and slam it off of your cock several times while one of your friends is filming it in the background laughing their asses off because of the reaction of the guy who just got mouth fucked
by as;dlfhadfh April 14, 2010
A sex act consisting of taking a large healthy dump (perferrably liquid free) on your partners chest and then using the butt to flatten said dump into the shape of a flap jack.
by Fecal Incident November 14, 2009
When a man poop's on a peace of paper, rubs it in well and nice, rinses it of with chocolate milk, freezes it for well over an hour, and finally slaps the shit out of his female partner, or vice versa
hence mud flap
hence mud flap
B:Oh Henry did you get chocolate milk.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.
H:Yes. I did Babara.
B:Well why don't give me an Alabama Mud Flap.
H:Well that sounds delightful.
by winkyface9 December 31, 2011
by Number one Ham Flapper April 12, 2011