fuck faggot February 

Every February when other men are allowed to fuck men and it not be considered gay

Joe: Hey you wanna have some fun
Bill: Sorry but I’m not gay
Joe: but it’s Fuck faggot February so it’s not concidered gay

fuck faggot February by Cumstainlicker March 3, 2019

Fake it February 

The No Nut November for girls. Girls must go 28 (or maybe 29) days without having an orgasm.

Rules:
1. No orgasams

2. Feel free to fake it

Bf: sorry babe it’s No Nut November

Gf: whatever just remember I’m doing Fake it February

Fake it February by Webademude November 11, 2019

February 

1.) The second month in the Roman calendar system.
2.) Contains the highest suicide rates.

Why do you want to kill yourself? Oh yeah, it's February...

February by rawramp February 24, 2009

February 2nd

If you were born on this day your friends get to slap you across ur face

Hey maura cameron it’s february 2nd and National slap day.

February 2nd by Maura cameron November 6, 2019

February 

n. twenty-eight (28) inch rims, typically adorned on large-frame vehicles, including, but not limited to, new Hummer H2s, new Mercedes G500s, new Cadillac Escalades, late-model Ford Expeditions, candy coated late-model Ford Crown Victorias, and candy coated late-model Chevrolet Caprices & Impalas.

NIGGA 1: Shit – check dat Impala, son - look at them mutha fuckin rimz…
NIGGA 2: Those 22’s? 24’s? 26’s?
NIGGA 3: Nah, nigga, he ridin’ February – 28’s nigga...

February by NINETEEN NINETY TWO October 18, 2006

February 1st 

National Harry Styles Day. A day dedicated to Harry Edward Styles.

Happy February 1st

February 1st by cmpwildcat February 1, 2021

February 24 

The most annoying sister/brother was born on this day. If you have a sibling born on this day be prepared to be annoyed.😑

“My sister was born on February 24 and now she never stops annoying me!”

February 24 by fc_portland_jb on insta October 31, 2019