Cock-eyed

When something goes a direction it shouldnt

Cock-eyed refer to the way sometimes a guys cock eye is crooked and the pee comes out sideways

by NotYourGirlfriend,Chris November 23, 2016

One eyed monster

A guy who blew one side of his head off with a shotgun.

DoD you see the one eyed monster on rotten.com? Half his face and head was missing.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

bi-eyed

The laziest way of defining a creature or human with two different colored eyes which is more commonly known as “ heterochromia”.

The way Elliott hunt would say it Kus she didn’t know what the real word was.

That cat has two different colored eyes so it’s bi-eyed.

by Sissrs July 29, 2023

eyedeal

Da best condition in da vision department.

Getting plenty of sleep and eating Vitamin-A-rich foods are eyedeal ways for maintaining da health of yer baby-blues.

by QuacksO March 27, 2021

Bubble Eyed Bitch

BUH bul Iyd Be YUTCH (pronoun) A female or a sissified male with a horrid personality and prominent, bulbous eyes. Not to be confused with other varieties of the Bitch genus ie: Stupid Bitch, Cold hearted Bitch, Dirty Bitch etc. Bubble Eyed Bitches are distinctive in appearance, and the tendency to spit and talk at the same time, usually while finding the stupidest, pettiest, most harmless thing a person says, and taking offense to it. This disturbing tendency, coupled with their bug eyed appearance, makes The Bubble Eyed Bitch, one of the most despised form of Bitch in existence today.

A Bubble Eyed Bitch ruined our Church Picnic today because she thought no one ate her Potato Salad juts to insult her and the Pastor called 911.

by Triflegirl March 19, 2024

ei stans

hottest people to exist ever, respect them because ei is very beautiful, pretty and elegant and smart , ei is also known to be the strongest archon , live laugh love ei.

ei stans are intelligent

by cynthiaisaneistan March 11, 2022

Blue eyed

When someone’s eyes look in different directions

That persons eyes are going blue eyed

by Normaleye April 25, 2025