evan healy

has an rtx 3070

wow you have an rtx 3070 you must be evan healy

by gtx haver January 15, 2022

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

being Evan

Someone who is just being completely ridiculous crazy and outta this world

Lol you are so being Evan rn

by cant_justify October 12, 2014

Glenn Evans the III

He is the a sexy ass motherfucker,the goat, and a hero. Respect the goated WR
Birth: June 23rd 2004
Fun fact his favorite food are hotdogs.

I wish I was Glenn Evans the III so I could be the goat-Alexis

by Vincent Vega's long lost son. December 17, 2019

evan cig syndrome

evan cig syndrome is a syndrome where you smoke so much that you start coughing so much even when your not smoking you also need to be retarded, this is caused by smoking/drinking a shit ton a kid, you’ll seem pretty dumb maybe you’ll have your mouth open all the time and be a mouth breather, maybe you’ll join the crips who knows

oh i think i had to many cigs man oh i think i have evan cig syndrome

by stopthecrips December 08, 2023

Evanitis

The state of having a mustache that will not grow past the peach fuzz state. While at the same time being unwilling to shave off the peach fuzz.

I am beginning to worry about his evanitis, it is getting very bad.

by Penn1United September 27, 2009

Evans middle school

A try hard middle school in coweta county that try’s to keep up with lee, but fails every year.

I feel bad for Evans middle school they try hard every year but fail.

by Newnan Times Herald November 23, 2021