by Billy bobtail January 27, 2018
Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?
Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.
Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...
Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.
Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...
by leonshrodusky May 25, 2011
by AstraBruhBruhBruh August 06, 2022
A deputy in the Lebanese parliament, the godfather of the stinking Lebanese model- النمودج- he looks like a garbage barrel that everyone unites to hate.. He is known for the vaccine thief and his nickname Al-Ars
by Lebanese25 February 25, 2021
A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!
I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!
by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014
Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick
by Harambe42069 October 09, 2017
“I wish I was in a healthy relationship like Aditi and Eli.”
by Awaymore King October 22, 2023