Stink Eyed Hippo

The act of hiding one's shitted underwear or pants under a bed.

Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!

Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.

by dan_gleewang January 14, 2021

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

Ei mon

One who is very unique and fun to be with, always concerned, one that you will have unconditional love for.

OMG! Dude you're lucky to have Ei Mon

by deep love December 25, 2016

One Eyed Trouser Puppy

Cute little love wand.

She fell in love with my one eyed trouser puppy.

by MDMJLM October 22, 2011

Black-Eyed Susan

Old Western slang for pistols.

Alright boy, y'all better start hustlin' before I get dem Black-Eyed Susans out. Ye really don't wanna start raisin' sand.

by luigiman106 April 25, 2019

Black eyed Susan

When his balls sack hangin so low that he black in both of her eyes from behind her in doggy style position . Her names Susan ... ??

Black eyed Susan likes i from behind.

by One eye angi June 28, 2021

One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you

Look at her one-eyed cunt !

by Rommel December 17, 2019