When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.
That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.
by Chiefs15forlife July 27, 2023
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blonde bimbo who denies or manipulates anything that is remotely true and incriminating one’s self.
bright eyed lions sure is retarded
by pinchy1x August 11, 2023
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some blonde bimbo who denies anything that’s remotely true and incriminating of herself
bright eyed lions sure is a retard
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I'm sorry... your son... is blue-eyed!!!!!!!!!
by adom, adam May 25, 2023
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This is when a person feels like the have a headache on only one side of the head, particularly felt on top of the eye or on the eyebrow.
person one: whats wrong?
person two: Dude I have this horrible headache, but its only one side!!
person one: oh, you must have a one-eyed headache.
by Carlos Santiago September 13, 2005
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