When your best friend is far too immoral, criminal, insane, and overal lesbianish to be allowed to be a god mother, therefore you give them the title of earth mother to make them feel important.
"Amanda I don't know if you can be a god mother to my children, you are kinda weird."
"Well then Heidi I think I should be their...EARTH MOTHER!!"
"Well then Heidi I think I should be their...EARTH MOTHER!!"
by NationalAAHday October 27, 2011
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Look at that earthbound bounce.
by fear the spork June 5, 2005
Get the earthbound mug.When you just can't figure out what word you're really trying to say, just throw in an Earhartism and you will be just fine! Your friends will love you. Your mom will love you. Even Jesus will love you. You can never go wrong with an Earhartism!
"The IRS forms and tax-payer-dollars going into this poorly drawn and extremely un-artistic AIG piggy bank aresybolisizziling all that AIG is taking away from hard-working Americans, like ourselves"
*Sybolisizziling being a desperate attempt to find the word symbolizes and in turn becoming another Earhartism.
*Sybolisizziling being a desperate attempt to find the word symbolizes and in turn becoming another Earhartism.
by political_dem_08 March 27, 2009
Get the Earhartism mug.When two people on opposite sides of the world put a piece of bread on the ground in unison. This act puts the Earth in the middle of a sandwich
Crack Smoker 1: yo dude if you finna put some bread on the ground and some ching chong in china do it too then yall make an earth sandwich?
Crack Smoker 2: yooooooooo
Crack Smoker 1: yooooooooo
Crack Smoker 2: yooooooooo
Crack Smoker 1: yooooooooo
by WasabiThumbs January 20, 2019
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Get the why on earth would you search this. why. mug.The definition of earplugs is when you are facefucking a girl and shge sucks at givven head, so you pull your dick out of her mouth and then procide to jizzz in each ear, so she cant hear and then you can call your buddy up and say how shitty the head was, and to not try for it
last night i was gettin head from megan and she was so bad i had to give her some new pearly earplugs
by Nick Basle March 14, 2005
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