E-shank

The internet equivalent of being shanked.

I e-shanked Bob because he was being a jerk.

by eshankhank August 30, 2009

E-Thumping

The process of spending large quantities of time looking up and reading bible passages on the Internet.

Fran, I wish you would stop e-thumping and get back to work!

by Michelle Jenae September 3, 2009

e-fenestration

Accidentally alt-tabbing to an equally inappropriate window when your boss/parent suddenly appears.

Man, I had like...15 windows open on my PC at work today and only one of them was the report I was meant to be working on. Clicked from Facebook straight to YouTube when my boss appeared. Just a big-arse kitten playing a piano on my screen. Complete e-fenestration.

by Tommy G (Syd) November 5, 2009

E-Jock

Virtual pro "jock" that behaves and acts like a high school or college level athlete with a cocky attitude. Usually goes around exclaiming "We're number one!" or "you all are noobs" etc within an online gaming environment, or mmos like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Compare with Jock

E-Jock: WE'RE NUMBER ONE an you are gay cause you aren't pro like us!

by Shadinaxx April 13, 2010

E-Gonja

Elana. Sometimes confused with Gonja, which is a form of awesome marijuana.

I know a girl named E-Gonja. Sometimes her name is confused with "Gonja", which is a form of awesome marijuanna.

by chamas December 3, 2010

e-solation

The deliberate decision to go on vacation without a laptop computer, no smart phone, and no contact whatsoever with the cyber-world; or to take a break from such contact.

"I can't wait to go on our camping trip!"
"Can you survive roughing it in the middle of nowhere without tweeting or posting on Facebook?"
"You bet! I'm gonna enjoy my e-solation!"

by MILatino February 28, 2011

e-nnoying

to annoy someone with incessant text messages, emails, and any other forms of electronic communication

My co-worker is being totally e-nnoying, she's emailed me five times today about a question she should know the answer to.

My ex is e-nnoying the hell out of me, he won't stop texting apologies.

by BusyMama March 8, 2011