Digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade

Grave robbing

After dark I'm going digging for diamonds with my dead uncle's spade, I've gotta make enough money to get some cheap whores and koolaid.

by OnendunWontcare September 18, 2023

Taint Diamond

A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.

Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.

by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024

Diamond

A skary ass girl that can’t fight and is never about her business and always runs from her problems and sucks at basketball but thinks that she is nice

Oh that’s Diamond?…. She look soft

by anonymous November 26, 2021

diamond leaf

A literal god nd the best human ever.

Have you heard of diamond leaf?
Yeah ofc he is a god

by Alegitguy November 28, 2021

sugondese diamond

A ski route where failing to make a turn will send you down a much harder one

Guy 1: Be careful if you go down that route, it's quite the sugondese diamond.
Guy 2: Sugondese diamond? I don't see no diamonds.
Guy 1: If you miss the third turn you'll go down a double black and have to sugondese feeding tubes.

by virgin916 August 2, 2022

Diamond

A Hard Rock that is very rare and valuable.

Person one: Wow is that a diamond
Person two: Yeah, it cost me an arm and a leg

by Mitzuri June 8, 2022

Diamond Sealed

When you use cum to seal a container.

"Yo Ryan, since you drank the last of the milk, I went ahead and diamond sealed all of your video game containers!"

by Domslay June 8, 2022