Horny Definition

A Horny Definition consists that of someone's name and always appreciating how much of a beautiful name or what kind of a person someone is judging by their name. You will see an amount of horniness when you look up a name here in Urban Dictionary. Names such as Nathan or even Lucy will have a great appreciation of how beautiful they can be or what an amazing person they are when it could be completely the opposite and totally half assed.

Kyle: Hey man did you look up Cartman's name on urban dictionary?

Stan: Yeah I did and all I got was results of "how beautiful, not fat and how much of a big penis" he has when really he's completely the opposite, I tell you man urban dictionary has so many horny definitions.

by Cemorolen February 29, 2020

define your friends

The phrase that should replace define your world.

Urbandictionary: define your friends, teachers, hated forum members, disliked moderators, bigot views on christianity, bigot views on France, incoherant messages about your boyfriend, private jokes and other shiznit.

by Gumba Gumba March 17, 2004

Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha) (re-definition)

This expression comes from Hebrew. Although it sounds very crude in English, it's not supposed to be. the expression "in your mother" (be-ima shkha, in Hebrew) means "please, common!(expressed as an "unpatient" tone" (it is also used when someone tells you something great( E.x:In your mother). It's a short for "do you swear in your mother?"). So this means that "leave me in your mother" means "leave me please = Common, please, leave me".

The meaning might be more accuratly defined as an equal to as "leave me \ no way" but is basically meant as an answer to something that is not logical.

The expression is used as following:
1) when someone talks to you but you have no patienece to listen for a reason.

2) when someone tells you an idea, which you try to talk him out of it.

Someone: Hey, c'mon, let's have another game!
You: Ohh... leave me in your mother...

by Kaiba Seto & Guy Zadock September 8, 2005

Definition

the authors interpretation of a word based on his linguistical competency and educational background.

Urbandictionary.com is a great place for complete idiots to turn seemingly normal words into sexually explicit definitions, but also a great place to poke fun at modern day vernacular.

by ritechus September 25, 2005

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by MemesAreMyLife May 27, 2020

definitely

In contemporary English, "definitely" means "never". A face-saving maneuver in conversation...when somebody says definitely, it's an up-front lie.

"Hey, we should get coffee some time and hang out!"
"Uh...Yeah, definitely!"

by Michelle M. May 1, 2008

Definition no one asked for

Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.

Me: Fuck off this is the best definition on this website.
Everyone else: ignores my definition because this was pointless

definition no one asked for will become definition no one asked for

by Um the hell November 12, 2017