danger click

whenever you click on a link that is probably NSFW.

In a post on reddit about male and female chickens, somebody post a link with a supposedly "relevant image". I clicked it. Thankfully the danger click just lead to a funny picture.

by puputilover December 8, 2012

danger pit

a situation or place in which there is a concentration of individuals with whom one has an awkward or complicated history; a place or situation that has the potential to breed awkward conversation, confrontation, and eye contact.

"All of my five most recent hookups are in the gym right now with me. Such a danger pit"

by meowmeowMEOW May 20, 2014

danger zone chest

Synonym of soaryn chest

Person A:"I can put ALL the items in this danger zone chest of mine."
Person B:"I thought that was called a soaryn chest!"

by The Derpy Squid April 26, 2014

dancer dyslexia

The complete lack of ability to follow even the simplest dance combination.
---- Coined by Heidi

"Kick, turn, out, in, pivot step, fuck you!"
"Come on, the combination isn't that bad."
"To you maybe, but I have dancer dyslexia."

by Heidi_in_Cal June 25, 2014

dancer juice

When you at an event where an erotic performer covers themselves in water, milk etc. and then shakes it on the audience. This liquid not only contains what they soaked themselves in but also their DNA.

I was watching an erotic performer on valentine's pouring milk on herself in a kiddy pool and when she whipped her hair, her dancer juice got into my drink.

by chibivix September 14, 2016

danger dildo

Well a danger dildo is a very simple name, its a dangerous dildo, if the name doesn't already give it away.

Hey look! I have a glass dildo that I'm gonna use on my girl tonight!

THATS A DANGER DILDO DONT USE IT ITS GONNA SHATTER IN HER VAJAYJAY.

by Pleb fucker July 8, 2016

Danger Strange

Similar to 'strange' as it relates to a random sexual hook up or one night stand, Danger Strange signifies a higher level of strange. This is a potential sexual partner who is more than strange but potentially dangerous, emotionally and/or physically, usually because of their associations, wild erratic behavior caused by extreme personality disorders, or simply because they've reached a level of existence that causes them to be less concerned about mortal peril or the social consequences caused by their actions.

A fine example of Danger Strange is the character, Queen Kwenthrith, played by Amy Bailey in the popular History Channel series, "Vikings" or any character played by Fairuza Balk or Fairuza Balk herself for that matter.

I watched the girl engage her friends. She had a pierced nose, a pierced tongue, and rainbow-colored cotton candy hair. She laughed and carried on with abandon, drinking and swearing like a sailor. Our gazes met and I knew right away she was DANGER STRANGE; I knew right away I had to have her and know her like in the Bible.

by The Virtuous Pornographer May 25, 2016