crotch cannibal

A gay male who is sufficiently flexible to perform oral sex on himself.
That filthy, stinking, perverted crotch cannible should be subject to retroactive abortion.
by Voltaire Malaise December 31, 2003
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crotch cricket

That skanky girl at the office who sleeps around with everyone thinking that it will help her career.
Dude, I hear that Marissa is sleeping her way through the executive board. She's such a damn crotch cricket.
by forever rebel June 08, 2005
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crotch spiders

Tiny little dingleberrys that come from the pubic region and also from furry butts.
commonly occurs when males run without wearing boxers.
I tell my boyfriend all the time to stop putting crotch spiders on the wall in the shower. But he doesnt listen.
by kikidee05 February 07, 2008
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crotch grab

its a word to describe a action in a fight where the user goes for the other 'victims' genitals and grabs with a tight grip

often used to 'floor' a victim
....crotch grab *victim in pain*
by disasterpieces September 08, 2003
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fire crotch

While some think it is red pubic hairs it is actually possible for any human being to recieve a fire crotch.

Typically at bonfires, everyone is outside enjoying a nice cold beer or playing foolish games with fireworks. In a devilish game of roman candles one could be struck in the crotch region causing them to occur a "fire crotch"

Another cause of fire crotch can happen when somebody tries to be "cool" and leap over the fire. Their genitals can get very close to the fire and can also cause fire crotch

If you are occuring fire crotch be prepared for burnt children if you are planning to have kids.
1. "yo dude hit me with the roman candle... o shit i got fucking fire crotch, o fuck put it out oh fuck that hurts"
by Jeff Woodall July 22, 2008
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crotch rot

a man's testicle area thats been eaten away by an std

a man who hasnt shaved his testicle area and its gotten eaten away by the jungle (jungle rot) instead of your feet its your nuts
"Jesus christ, look at yourself, standing naked in a locker room showing off your crotch rot. thats just wrong!"
by Sabertooth nigga December 01, 2004
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crotch-hawk

when you shave your pubic hair into a little miniature mohawk.
that punk rock girl had a beautiful crotch-hawk.

my crotch-hawk is 3 inches high when i gel it.
by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008
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