Clocked

This is when someone just got their shit rocked without even realizing it

damn she clocked his shit.

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Hoe o' clock

The time of day where a gentleman or a woman stops all other activity to tend to his or her hoes through various social media platforms, mostly snapchat. The most common hoe o' clock is at 11 pm but can vary greatly. It often interferes with a mans gaming schedule since a man cannot snap hoes with a headset on.

Oh wow would you look at that, it´s Hoe o' clock, time to stop gaming and tend after my hoes!

by Hi Im fat May 23, 2020

Clocking In

sticking your penis in a vagina for the first time.

"Hey! I'm Clocking In!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

by bossofpiza November 22, 2016

Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.

I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.

by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022

Clock It

A phrase used when arguing or agreeing with someone stating a fact against someone else while being extremely right in the argument.
Or used as saying shut up to someone.

Emma - “Girl that’s why your boyfriend left you for me”
Jasmine - “CLOCK IT”

by anonymous June 19, 2024

Time clock

Something players and most people wouldn't catch since they are focused on scoring.

Hardly anybody, if anybody, noticed the time clock was off.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021