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Chicago Handjob

On a windy day drop your pants get an erection and either jackoff or get a handjob
"Dude it was so windy yesterday my girlfriend finally decided to give me a Chicago Handjob"
by Lavander Goons May 14, 2009
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Chicago Bears

A washed up overrated team with a horrible QB. They won't win the superbowl this year or any year in the near future. Chicago fans rant on about how good their defense is and how good in general the team is but in all honesty if you think the Bears are good you have down syndrome.
My 5 year old brother's football team is better than the Chicago Bears, and my 10 year old sister is a better QB than Grossman.
by xttN December 12, 2008
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checkalook

Yo man, checkalook at that booty!
by Jimmy Pierce November 9, 2005
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Chicago bow tie

When a female gives a hickey using her vagina on the neck of a male.
Sam what are you going to tell your wife when she sees the Chicago bow tie that the stripper left on you?
by vince lloyd November 3, 2010
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Chicago

A city where ethnic groups are not anywhere near spread out evenly, unless "ethnic" means "white" or "black". Known by many (except whites, of course) for being a noticeably "racist city".
There are many positive things about Chicago, however.
by Kent J December 1, 2004
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Chicago is so two years ago

An amazing song by the band Fall Out Boy. This song is off their 2003 record, Take This To Your Grave. Written by Peter Wentz, music by Patrick Stumph.
Chicago Is So Two Years Ago lyrics:

my heart is on my sleeve
wear it like a bruise or blackeye
my badge, my witness
that means that i believed
every single lie you said

cause every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the pains i went through to avoid you
and every little pat on the shoulder for attention fails to mention i still hate you

but there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's house

she took me down and said:
"boys like you are overrated. so save your breath."
loaded words and loaded friends
are loaded guns to our heads

cause every pane of glass that your pebbles tap negates the pains i went through to avoid you
and every little pat on the shoulder for attention fails to mention i still hate you

but there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's house

you want apologies
girl, you might hold your breath
until your breathing stops forever, forever
the only thing you'll get
is this curse on your lips:
i hope they taste of me forever

and there's a light on in chicago
and i know i should be home
all the colors of the street signs..
they remind me of the pickup truck out in front of your neighbor's

with every breath i wish your body will be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body would be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body will be broken again, again
with every breath i wish your body would be broken again
by LampshadeAkaChelsea May 14, 2006
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