california ice age

when you take a dust off can and put it upside down while spraying it on your "partners" pubs

That guy gave me a california ice age last night!!

california ice age by laurbrit January 12, 2008

California Burrito 

A guy who wrappes his dick in a tortilla and the girl bites into it.

Guy:Hey you want a California Burrito?
Girl:What is that?
Guy:Well I'm gonna wrap my dick in a tortilla and your gonna guzzle it down.

California Burrito by T-Stiddy June 8, 2009

california snow 

n. liquid crack cocaine. also known as compton crack, yellow snow, cali snow and "that shit".

Hey, yo, you got that california snow?
Hell yeah, bitch. You got the cash?
Yeah, boy, gimme that shit.

california snow by rojo4610 June 1, 2007

california septagon

Similar to a texas five star, seven naked men will fuck one woman. one in each hand, one in the ass, one in the pussy, one in the mouth, and one in each ear. pretty weird..

I heard asante and his friends gave delaney a california septagon...

california septagon by Gasan Jones July 31, 2009

California Crawler 

When in your car, you floor it in reverse and then slam it into gear which will result in your car spinning the tires forward while you car continues to roll backwards.

Yo that idiot just tried a california crawler and blew his tranny.

California Crawler by Ryan C August 8, 2004

california-rich 

where the vast majority of one's net worth is tied to their home value. so when compared to the others' in California, their net worth is "average," even though in most other parts of the country, they would be considered "rich."

another aspect is that one's income and lifestyle is not commensurate with with the value of their home. in other words, the increase in their income has not kept up with the increase in their home value. therefore, if they had to purchase their home today, they could not afford it.

I wish I could afford a new car, but I'm only california-rich.

california-rich by shadan ardalan October 27, 2007

California Sandman 

Where you shit on a girls foot and she sticks it in ones mouth and the person who got the crap in the mouth pukes in the girls vigina, then, proceed with sex.

1) Shut the hell up hoe. Before i give you a California Sandman.

2)Dude, your a faggot, you probably give California Sandmans to your mom!

California Sandman by C HAZE & Nick L. September 28, 2007