irish cowboy

Combination of a Harlem Hangover and Clevland steamer while having a potato inserted in the anus

I think I might be sick, I can't breath and when I do it smells like shit and potatoes?
Nah, you were Irish Cowboyed last night.

by Queefenator September 8, 2016

Pocket Cowboys

The starting hand of two kings in a game of Texas Hold’Em.

Ricky had pocket cowboys and beat me.
Well of course he did, it’s the second strongest hand in Poker!

by Epstein June 22, 2021

Caviar Cowboy

A bougie cowboy. One who appreciates the finer things in life and probably vacations in Aspen or Jackson Hole. Only wears cowboy boots as a going out fit. Here for the vibes and the vibes only.

Did you see Sarah bought a pair of Lucchese boots for the Big Sky trip? She's such a Caviar Cowboy.

by uncleross May 20, 2024

cowboy decock

(verb) the act of decocking a handgun with an exposed hammer by pulling the trigger while the thumb of one's firing hand rests on the hammer, stopping the hammer's motion, then slowly allowing it to move until it rests at the base of its travel without striking the firing pin with sufficient force to ignite the primer of a chambered round.

I was afraid Jeb was going to put a hole through the floor of my car when he cowboy decocked his revolver.

by J.R., PhD, MD, PsyD, Esq. May 4, 2022

midwest cowboy

Getting fucked in the ass by Bojack Horseman

man , that Midwest Cowboy definitely gave me a pink sock last night.

by wooollas September 4, 2021

Cowboy Cop

A type of police officer. Prefers large caliber revolvers, .44 Magnum for example, over the traditional semi-automatic handguns. Also uses a thigh or drop-leg holster instead of a typical duty belt holster. May use phrases such as, "If leather were brains, he wouldn't have enough to saddle a junebug" or "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." A cowboy cop will usually be very "Rick Grimes-esque"

Carl Grimes- "My dad is such a cowboy cop, he even carries a Colt Python while on duty."

by Agent_007 November 23, 2014

creampie cowboy

i guy who does not use rubbers just let it rip..

joe dates alot of women i hear he is a real creampie cowboy.

by nastynikk September 24, 2020