bum lips

Lips pursed in such a way that they resemble an anus.

"Don't kiss me with those silly bum lips, give me some tongue you penny-farthing driving fuckarse."

by j-oshua October 15, 2009

bum paste

Poop. Shit. Crap. Fecal Matter.

Screaming Jesus on a ferris wheel! There's bum paste everywhere!

by marrrf January 24, 2007

Bum Bait

In any video game (typically Halo: Reach), offering one of your teammates as bait to the enemy team by standing perfectly still, then proceeding to kill the idiot who tries to kill the bait.

"Stand with your back to the enemy so they'll come over."
"Why?"
"So you can be bum bait!"

by Nik5566 September 23, 2012

Cool Bum

A bum who thinks he's "cool" because he tries to act chill with his no home, and shopping cart. Usually cool bums have a beer with them and where shades.

Girl: Me and my friend saw a cool bum yesterday!
Guy:How was he cool?
Girl:He fell asleep wearing shades next to his shopping cart!
Guy: Then I've seen some cool bums before!

by BearyJenkins July 19, 2012

Rent a Bum

A lazy ass temp your company hires to help with work. A lazy ass temp who takes excessive breaks.

When asked by the supervisor where all the additional help was, i told him the Rent a Bums were still on break.

by KIMBERLY SHIPLEY April 24, 2008

bum burner

when last nights curry takes revenge on your pucker piece
often requires fridge chilled toilet paper to help

"shit me that madras is taking it's revenge on my pucker piece it's a real bum burner!!"

by yannyboy May 5, 2006

bum sneeze

When you blow your nose or sneeze and you let a fart go by accident. Can also be used to to simply describe a fart on it's own.

I was blowing my nose when a bum sneeze slipped out.

by Ray Kelly June 3, 2008