A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.
"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"
Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."
by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021

Often known as "the goat" or "babygirl parson <3", Brian Parson is best known for bullying you into a bully pulpit and giving you 5's on the AP United States Government and Politics Exam. In comparison with Mr. Leuders, Parson is ass
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.
The most babygirl baby to ever girl. He makes me want to do despicable things to my refrigerator.
by straight pisces March 20, 2024

Some weird guy who is obese. He is usually is dumb and not very handsome. If you ever meet a Brian, you should run. And he kind of looks like Homer Simpson.
Brian
by ChubbyNuggets December 23, 2021

by brian's friend February 28, 2014

by Brian Hong August 28, 2017

"It's spelt Lynch you muppet. Go get in line at Centrelink you bumb."
How embarrassing... he just Brian Gibbsed him.
How embarrassing... he just Brian Gibbsed him.
by 12345imalive October 17, 2020

A section of urban dictionary dedicated to the infinite definitions of all things awesome by genius comedy writer Brian Ferraro
by Brianferrarosection July 4, 2019
