brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 29, 2015

brandon gaugh

He is a asshole. Sometimes kind, sometimes rude. He eats like a cow and loves to take huge shits.

Oh look at Brandon Gaugh over there... He's such an ass.

by loser1034 August 6, 2015

Brandon Boznick

a rich kid who want everyone to know he exists

Brandon Boznick is a peice of shit

by sdhjkvv October 18, 2016

brandon almonte

A guy with a big ass and like weird fetishes. His dick is the size of your IQ

"Im glad i left that brandon almonte"

by meaninglessneck December 5, 2016

Brandon Eaton

Cum guzzling seton demon ! Likes it in the ass.

She's such a Brandon Eaton!

by TheRealDeal180 December 17, 2016

Brandon George

What began as a man, turned into a myth.
He is indestructible, omnipotent, and is the only known person to have beat the Flash in the 40 yard dash. If upset, he will force feed you Ass-Hair sandwiches, made from either his ass hair, or yours.
If this does not satisfy The George, he may seek to claim your butt V-Card, or Renew your membership.

“Hey man, you better toss that frisbee with Brandon George, or else he’s gonna take your Butt V-Card”
Person 1: “Why are you in a wheelchair?”
You: I didn’t bare my cheeks when Brandon demanded to see them
Person 1: “Oh he took your butt V-Card”
You: “yeah... forcefully”

by TheFakeQuan November 12, 2018

Brandon Allan

If you ever meet a Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) you have been blessed by an angel. For they are the most noble, intelligent, selfless, humorous, honest, and loveable human beings you will ever meet in your existence. They are also great lovers, and know how to treat their significant other right. Putting them before themselves. If you ever meet on, never let him go. EVER. It would be the biggest mistake of your entire life.

Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) is such a sweetheart.

by Helena99101 August 17, 2017