Big 20 Bowling

Candlepin bowling...

Dad: lets go bowling
Son: i love candlepin bowling
Dad: ?
Son: its big 20 bowling
Dad: ok lets go
*drives to candlepin bowling*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 4, 2023

boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024

zachary frank bolling

is it horny in here or is it just me.......

zachary frank bolling: zachary frank bolling

by jodorambam January 28, 2024

The dirty bowling ball

When you insert 4 fingers into gf/wife vagina and thumb in asshole sliding her down the hallway yelling strike.

I gave my wife the dirty bowling ball and nearly took out the the dog.

by Cal410 February 12, 2024

Heating iron and boiling hot water myth

The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.

“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”

by Uug Ggiughihhhh March 11, 2024

Ling Ling boppin

Ling Ling boppin is when you are a Naughty Nasty Gangster Crip and you go hit up a chinese person or asian person house because they don't believe in modern day banking and keep all they necessities and chili in they crib.

Me and the homies just ran a two eleven on a chinese lady.. she cried. We was Ling Ling boppin.

by linglingbopper June 14, 2024

Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025