Chris: Man, that roller coaster ride was the best one yet!
Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.
Ryan: Meh, it only gave me a kiddie boner.
by theindiearmy August 13, 2011
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Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on
Getting a boner from something that usually wouldn't turn you on
"dude this spongebob cartoon is giving me a very questionable boner"
Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"
Jon-"ew that's disgusting"
Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"
Jon-"o_O"
Jim-"dude i just watched 2 girls 1 cup"
Jon-"ew that's disgusting"
Jim-"i know dude, but it gave such a questionable boner"
Jon-"o_O"
by sexy'o'sulivan October 4, 2011
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When a male inserts his erect penis into a fresh everything bagel. He then proceeds to toast the bagel, butter it, and serve it to his female partner.
Chip: What did you have for breakfast this morning Sally?
Sally: Well, I woke up late, so Dave whipped me up a quick breakfast boner for the road.
Sally: Well, I woke up late, so Dave whipped me up a quick breakfast boner for the road.
by Hughseff November 9, 2013
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On your heart.
But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.
And it effects your heart and your mind.
*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.
On your heart.
But it's because of the music porn you're listening to.
And it effects your heart and your mind.
*You may also literally get an erection or get wet.
A.J: Dude I'm getting a music boner listening to all this music porn!
Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.
Julie: Dang those songs you're listening to must be real good.
by mayhem_kidd February 4, 2014
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Get the jeans boner mug.A boner or erection you would have if you weren't homies. It can also be used by females to compliment another female.
Sarina: I'm naked and about to get in the bath.
MayMay: I just got a homie boner.
Sarina: *wearing a new dress* What do you think of this dress?
MayMay: Girl! It's giving me a homie boner.
MayMay: I just got a homie boner.
Sarina: *wearing a new dress* What do you think of this dress?
MayMay: Girl! It's giving me a homie boner.
by MayMay420 August 7, 2014
Get the Homie Boner mug.A figuritive expression of phallic pleasure, resulting from the watching of Game of Thrones.
also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.
also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.
'what are you doing sunday night?'
"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'
'Did you see last weeks' episode?'
"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"
"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'
'Did you see last weeks' episode?'
"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"
by BuffaloGal87 January 10, 2015
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