beaver-owl

Someone who is outrageously ugly, so ugly you cannot liken them to anything else.

' I dont care if Andy was that pissed, there's no way he should have shagged THAT beaver-owl! '

by WeeFace May 16, 2008

Beaver

Great creature that has greatly cute teeth and tails.

That cute beaver is soooooooooooooooooo cute.

by AviverTheBeaver April 1, 2019

Beaver Tail

A poop so big it not only looks like a beaver's tail, but it acts like a dam in your toilet

Norman! You did it again. You plugged up the toilet with that beaver tail!

by D-brown May 19, 2020

armageddon beaver

1. Vagina post-birth supposing the woman gave birth naturally.

2. Doomsday animal. The animal survives underground and resurfaces after the fallout increasing its size ten-fold.

After she had the baby it was hard to get near her armageddon beaver.

The only thing that could possibly survive a nuclear attack are cockaroaches and armageddon beavers.

by dcorpse February 2, 2010

Pole Beaver

The term is similar to "Land Beaver" but referring to a female strippers vagina

Did you see that strippers pole beaver?

by VwS Executioner April 7, 2016

Maple beaver

An American girl's vagina after she has sex with a Canadian man.

After Tyler had sex with Kelly he bragged to his friends about her Maple Beaver.

by Cdcdcdcd1 April 10, 2016

Beaver Pie

A vagina.

"Ever tried beaver pie?"

by fX Zero June 9, 2009