Worldwide Day Of The Beans 

May 14th is worldwide Day of the beans. People celebrate by eating beans and/or harassing people with beans or pictures of them.

Person 1: Yo nigga want some beans?

Person 2: Hell yeah, B it's worldwide Day of the beans
Person 3: BEANS NIGGA!!!! *fires bean filled shotgun rounds into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog in the middle of church and fucking dies*
Spiderman: I don't feel so good...

Worldwide Day Of The Beans by MagicalMike187 June 5, 2018

Caught Eating Beans 

Adj. 1.)This word describes a negative action in which one has done the unthinkable, unbelievable, and in public. This usually starts off small, such as putting on the wrong shoes, or having a stain on your shirt. However, the absolute boiling point is when one tries to use the urinal as a toilet, and gets called out for it.
2.)This could also be used in a more literal way, such as eating a can of beans in an inappropriate place. This definition is more of a misdemeanor, but will be met harshly by one's peers and friends.

Ex.1) Govna Quentin: Oi bruv, 'ows this possible?! This isn't the right book I need to turn in!

Library Bloke: Looks like ya just got caught Eating Beans!

Ex.2) Movie Bloke: Oops...*Can of open beans falls on shirt*

Movie Goer: Bruh, are you really eating beans?

Movie Bloke: Yeet

Movie Goer: Why you Eating Beans while we're watching Cars 2, niBBa? Hey everyone, this nigga eatin' Beans!!

Literally everyone: lololololololo

Caught Eating Beans by Suicidal Youtuber #43 September 11, 2018

Jack your beans

Y'all hands every just slip off the shaft and start strocking the beans ?

yo bro last night I totally indeed jack your beans

Jack your beans by Ballsandmonkey69 September 25, 2019

dirty jelly beans 

Listen, now you might be thinking what the actual fuck. There’s actually a fucking definition for this? Well yes, of course there is a motherfucker.

Dirty jelly beans mean that a mans ball sack is dirty ass fuck, or looks like a birds nest. Lmfao I don’t know Jesus Christ man.

Anyways another definition is “I fucked your mom” by saying “I dirty jelly beaned your mom” that’s like saying “I fucked your mom”
People also use this to fucking make people feel bad, it works. Go outside and call someone a dirty jelly bean.

Person 1: hey man! I dirty jelly beaned your mom last night, don’t get mad!

Person 2: what the fuck Kyle, were brother.

Another example:

Person 1: “you’re a fucking dirty jelly bean”
Person 2: “what the fuck man”

Another one:

Person 1: “I heard his hot!”
Person 2: “homie don’t get in his pants.”
Person 1: “why?”
Person 2: “his got dirty jelly beans, a fucking birds nest instead of balls. And his dick is like a long stick.”
Person 1: “ive heard enough.”

dirty jelly beans by Joe Biden (stan Quackity) February 6, 2021

Lean and Beans

The greatest trip combination invented

Uncle who run the trap: Watchu want, I cant afford dinner, lets cook up something
Latrelle: Lean and Beans my fellow guac slime

Lean and Beans by The First Chosen One April 21, 2021

pesto pasta green beans 

enjoy the fresh pestoiness of pasta with pesto and broccoli- wait. is that a a green bean? *chokes violently* 😨 it turns out that Y/N was a violent green bean hater. green beans are ok by themselves, but put them with something as glorious as pesto pasta with broccoli and it may be the end of you.

Server: here is your goodness greenie pestoian pesto pasta with green beans. enjoy!
Y/N: IT HAS BEANS. IT MUST BE ERADICATED. *laser eyes*

pesto pasta green beans should not exist.

pesto pasta green beans by ihategreenbeans May 7, 2021

Big Beans 

Big beans, noun. Only used if you have a large balls sack.
Big Beaning, verb. The act of slapping your ball sack on a girls butthole.

Josh: You wanna hit that girl over there with the BIG BEANS?
Drew: I wish, but I only got pintos

Big Beans by Qwzii March 13, 2016